Liza Knows Best!

Never go out with a bisexual woman. You know they're just craving that one eyed monster man love. Nothing but trouble!

Sorry I've been away for so long darlings, I've been busy trying to figure out a way to save the world!

There are two huge problems going on in the world these days. The first starving peoples in Africa. The other is a newer problem, chavs.
All we have to do is have all the chavs killed and sent over to africa for food. There really is no catch, you might be thinking "but the poor Africans will catch aids from the dirty chavs" but it's likely they'll get it anyway. Also cannibalism is normal in Africa.
Good job Liza Minnelli!

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Hey Sugarpies! Are you lonely and bored?
Why not buy yourself a dog and put vodka in its water bowl?
Not only do you have some company now but hilarious drunk dog company. You'll never be bored again!

Once you've eaten that orangey portion of your five a day, that's right darlings, I'm talking about oranges, resist temptation to throw away the orange net thing.
This'll make a wonderful scouring pad for your washing up, citrous fresh darlings!

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Never get your hair cut by a blind man. Although they might tell you that the lack of one sense hightens their other senses, in my experiance this is not true darlings!
Saying that, it is cheaper and it does grow back

Now darlings, as you may know I'm going to be giving daily advice for aaaall you beautiful people who love minkyprint as much as I do. So here I go, my first piece of advice in life...

"It's aaaall about the elbows darling! Learn to use those elbows and the world is your oyster!"

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