Hey Sugarpies! Are you lonely and bored?
Why not buy yourself a dog and put vodka in its water bowl?
Not only do you have some company now but hilarious drunk dog company. You'll never be bored again!
Posts archive for: May, 2007
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Liza says...
@ 24/05/2007 – 08:19:12
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Liza says...
@ 22/05/2007 – 13:34:35
Once you've eaten that orangey portion of your five a day, that's right darlings, I'm talking about oranges, resist temptation to throw away the orange net thing.
This'll make a wonderful scouring pad for your washing up, citrous fresh darlings! -
liza says...
@ 21/05/2007 – 19:07:32
Never get your hair cut by a blind man. Although they might tell you that the lack of one sense hightens their other senses, in my experiance this is not true darlings!
Saying that, it is cheaper and it does grow back -
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@ 20/05/2007 – 15:15:05
Now darlings, as you may know I'm going to be giving daily advice for aaaall you beautiful people who love minkyprint as much as I do. So here I go, my first piece of advice in life...
"It's aaaall about the elbows darling! Learn to use those elbows and the world is your oyster!"
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