Sorry I've been away for so long darlings, I've been busy trying to figure out a way to save the world!
There are two huge problems going on in the world these days. The first starving peoples in Africa. The other is a newer problem, chavs.
All we have to do is have all the chavs killed and sent over to africa for food. There really is no catch, you might be thinking "but the poor Africans will catch aids from the dirty chavs" but it's likely they'll get it anyway. Also cannibalism is normal in Africa.
Good job Liza Minnelli!
