Liza Knows Best!http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/en-EUhourly82000-01-01T12:00+00:00Liza Knows Best!http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/1e/91014d8c659cbf32b2e7ad8a97400b_160x200.jpgLiza says...http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/06/14/liza_says~2454200/2007-06-14T21:00:02+02:00 <p>Never go out with a bisexual woman. You know they're just craving that one eyed monster man love. Nothing but trouble! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/06/14/liza_says~2454200/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Never go out with a bisexual woman. You know they're just craving that one eyed monster man love. Nothing but trouble!

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]]>Liza says...http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/06/09/liza_says~2422155/2007-06-09T14:10:59+02:00 <p><img src="http://data4.blog.de/media/806/1672806_6972aed506_m.jpg" alt="LizaMinnelli" vspace="5" hspace="5"><br> <strong>Sorry I've been away for so long darlings, I've been busy trying to figure out a way to save the world!</p> <p>There are two huge problems going on in the world these days. The first starving peoples in Africa. The other is a newer problem, chavs.<br> All we have to do is have all the chavs killed and sent over to africa for food. There really is no catch, you might be thinking "but the poor Africans will catch aids from the dirty chavs" but it's likely they'll get it anyway. Also cannibalism is normal in Africa.<br> Good job Liza Minnelli!</strong></p> <p><a href="http://www.minkyprint.tk">www.minkyprint.tk</a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/06/09/liza_says~2422155/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>LizaMinnelli
Sorry I've been away for so long darlings, I've been busy trying to figure out a way to save the world!

There are two huge problems going on in the world these days. The first starving peoples in Africa. The other is a newer problem, chavs.
All we have to do is have all the chavs killed and sent over to africa for food. There really is no catch, you might be thinking "but the poor Africans will catch aids from the dirty chavs" but it's likely they'll get it anyway. Also cannibalism is normal in Africa.
Good job Liza Minnelli!

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]]>Liza says...http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/05/24/liza_says~2324261/2007-05-24T08:19:12+02:00 <p><img src="http://data4.blog.de/media/026/1616026_7c366c9a7e_m.jpg" alt="lizzy" vspace="5" hspace="5"></p> <p><strong>Hey Sugarpies! Are you lonely and bored?<br> Why not buy yourself a dog and put vodka in its water bowl?<br> Not only do you have some company now but hilarious drunk dog company. You'll never be bored again!</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/05/24/liza_says~2324261/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lizzy

Hey Sugarpies! Are you lonely and bored?
Why not buy yourself a dog and put vodka in its water bowl?
Not only do you have some company now but hilarious drunk dog company. You'll never be bored again!

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]]>Liza says...http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/05/22/liza_says~2313904/2007-05-22T13:34:35+02:00 <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=1610804" title="liza"><img src="http://data4.blog.de/media/804/1610804_fe9ea9401e_m.jpg" alt="liza" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><strong>Once you've eaten that orangey portion of your five a day, that's right darlings, I'm talking about oranges, resist temptation to throw away the orange net thing.<br> This'll make a wonderful scouring pad for your washing up, citrous fresh darlings!</strong></p> <p><a href="http://www.minkyprint.tk">www.minkyprint.tk</a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/05/22/liza_says~2313904/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lizaOnce you've eaten that orangey portion of your five a day, that's right darlings, I'm talking about oranges, resist temptation to throw away the orange net thing.
This'll make a wonderful scouring pad for your washing up, citrous fresh darlings!

www.minkyprint.tk

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]]>liza says...http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/05/21/liza_says~2310004/2007-05-21T19:07:32+02:00 <p><strong>Never get your hair cut by a blind man. Although they might tell you that the lack of one sense hightens their other senses, in my experiance this is not true darlings!<br> Saying that, it is cheaper and it does grow back<strong></strong></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/05/21/liza_says~2310004/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Never get your hair cut by a blind man. Although they might tell you that the lack of one sense hightens their other senses, in my experiance this is not true darlings!
Saying that, it is cheaper and it does grow back

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]]>title-2302440http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/05/20/title~2302440/2007-05-20T15:15:05+02:00 <p><img src="http://data4.blog.de/media/762/1602762_ac0501a6ea_s.jpg" alt="liza" vspace="5" hspace="5"></p> <p>Now darlings, as you may know I'm going to be giving daily advice for aaaall you beautiful people who love minkyprint as much as I do. So here I go, my first piece of advice in life...</p> <p><strong>"It's aaaall about the elbows darling! Learn to use those elbows and the world is your oyster!"</strong></p> <p><a href="http://www.minkyprint.tk">www.minkyprint.tk</a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elbowsdarlingelbows.blog.co.uk/2007/05/20/title~2302440/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>liza

Now darlings, as you may know I'm going to be giving daily advice for aaaall you beautiful people who love minkyprint as much as I do. So here I go, my first piece of advice in life...

"It's aaaall about the elbows darling! Learn to use those elbows and the world is your oyster!"

www.minkyprint.tk

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